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Zombies
  • Second grader: So are you married or what?!
  • Me: No. Are you?
  • Second grader: Divorced.
  • Me: I see.
  • Second grader: Married once. But then she got run over by a truck.
  • Me: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
  • Second grader: No, I'm just kidding. We got divorced because she turned into a zombie.
  • Me: Oh my goodness.
  • Second grader: She fell asleep on top of me on the couch, and when she woke up, she was a zombie, so I had to hit her with a blender.
  • Me: Oh. Well. We shouldn't hit people with blenders, right?
  • Second grader: Well, what would you do if there was a zombie trying to eat you?!
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petitetiaras:

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.


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SWOON! I want one!  

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When my relatives start asking me why I haven’t found a nice boyfriend yet

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like, 

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